>>39846187Boy, let me sit you down and tell you a story of the great evil that lay sealed beneath the well of seals.
In the Beginning, there was Moot, and his Merry Band of Mods, and things were shit, but a moderate level of circle jerk shit that was tolerable.
Eventually, the level of circle jerking got so extreme that it summoned a Great Cataclysm, a Cosmic Maelstrom comprised of Planetoid Asteroids. Its name was Bui.
In those ancient times, the lands were demolished, and devastated, where even the Mods themselves could not contain the destruction. It took the very hand of Moot to raise guard and repel the Cataclysm...but not do away as for as long as Circle Jerking Moderation exists, so would The Cataclysm named Bui.
Many moons passed, and Moot eventually found sleep, passing the torch onto a new Creator, and all was still shit.
Seeing how the former creator had been felled, and being summoned by the Circle Jerking Nature of Moderation on /vp/, a small piece of the Cataclysm returned to /vp/ and hovered above our board for 14 days.
It was a fraction, a sliver of the mighty Great Cataclysm, but in its presence /vp/ suffered catatrophic flooding and destruction. It was truly awe inspiring to be in the presence of a God, even if a sliver of one it was.
After the 2nd week, seeing no one had come to aid our village, The Great Cataclysm descended and talked to a mortal who stood in awe of it. In this, the Cataclysm chose to stay in the village, within a well that the mortal keeps watch over, and keeps new villagers from opening it, releasing the great power of the mighty destructive force.
I am but a simple man, who tends to my village of /vp/, its crops and its people. I am no God and I'm insulted at the insinuation. The Master is at peace, leave him be in this, and spare our village future devastation in breaking his seal.
