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(Return of the no one cares blog)
>Finally decide to go and fight Zapdos
>On the way i recruit a Yanma
>Huh, it has speed boost, that means it's gonna wreck shit by getting up it's speed and attack a lot in the same a turn!
>... or at least that would be the case if it wasn't because it's nerfed to the point that 90% of the time it's gonna activate after you found the stairs to the next floor
>So i finally get to Zapdos and after my partner mans up and yells at its face we fight it!
>And by we i mean me and my partner
>Zigzagoon and Yanma are just watching us
>In rescue team it seems that if you don't change the tactics to ''go after foes'' they won't move, so i manually change the tactics
>And even after that they're still just watching, Zigzagoon is probably thinking about Picking up some popcorn to eat while watching the fight
>After sighing a bit i switch places with Zigzagoon so he gets in the fight
>Immediately switch back after Zigzagoon gets hit by 70% of it's life in one hit
>''Well, it seems it's time to get the heavy artillery going!''
>Take a blast seed and eat it
>Hit Zapdos for the amazing amount of... 30 dmg?...
>When graveleroc does 20
>Wtf, this shit is worthless!
>I just tackle Zapdos to death
>So Zapdos is defeated by my bronze rank team, just in time for Lucario's original dick sucker A.K.A. Alakazam to show up with his team and acknowledge my strength
>They hear i'm a human so they tell me that i should check up on this other bird on a cliff for more plot
also i did some grinding to get to silver, so i could have a bigger bag, but apparently ranking does nothing, so... so much for that i guess...
