>>43201992People who don't get to the point and/or get distracted a lot while telling you something. My mother is specially bad at this:
>"So I talked with [uncle's wife] today, you won't believe what she told me">"So she called the other day">takes a bite of her food>chews>"And I was like 'Who's calling on a Sunday?' right">chews>"So I picked up and it was her, she said hi and asked me how I was">swallows>"Hey this sandwich is really good">takes another bite>"So yeah I tell her I'm good and all that, I told her about the other day while I was at it haha, you know when we [anecdote]">sips tea>pours some more>"Ouch, it's hot">blows tea for several seconds>"But yeah, of course she laughed and then">changes TV channel>"Oh it's this idiot again, there's nothing good on TV anymore">"I'll just put CSI Miami again as background noise">"Horatio is cool">"So yeah, and we started talking and after a while she told me that [uncle]">pauses before saying the very thing that began this convo>bites and chews some more>"Haha Horatio got this guy cornered">"What an idiot">"And well, she told me she's kind of upset with him and I asked her why">"And she said it was because [uncle]">pauses again at the important part>stretches>"My back hurts">spends several seconds moaning>"Why don't you give me a massage?">whines and stretches some more>"I would go to the doctor if I could">"Ah right, that [uncle] is still going to [clinic where he's the manager] even though he doesn't have to and she's worried he'll get Covid, how irresponsible!"WAS IT SO HARD TO TELL ME THAT VERY LAST LINE ON THE FIRST PLACE?
