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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQwks7ozkC8Rather than actually put up a fight, the EXTREMELY lazy and drowsy Slowking lies down to take something that most people would call a 'power snooze'.
"Sloooooooooooooooooooooooowww. . ."
Well, at least his name doesn't lie. He's definitely slow, /really/ slow, the king title is kind of justified. You and Hexcalibur can only marvel at him, he's completely killed the frantic mood and tension that was going on and replaced it with...
"Sloooowwwwwwwwww..."
Yawning, he clicks his lips, licks them, and exhales a sleepy swarm of bubbles from his mouth. They sort-of hit Hexcalibur, not that he's trying to dodge, the damage is minimal either way.
"Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing....."
"Do you uh, need any pants? Or...?" it's a legitimate albeit cheap question and an even cheaper shoutout. The guy's practically naked, wearing nothing but a spiny ruff that doesn't even look fit for a circus clown.
"Slooooowwwwwwwww......bro...."
>'Talk about underwhelming, it looks like he can't even remember what Pokemon he is anymore. I wonder if I should even bother attacking him or not...'>Err...Attack?A) Why? He's just going with the flow.
B) An enemy is an enemy!
