>>56804558Asked him about it and he just told me "that's the joke." I guess what he's getting at is that a ton of guys in the Captain Ahab tier are skin and bone while the guys who have meat on their bones are more inclined to prefer slim girls.
>>56804543Don't worry anon, I think he's shallow with flings but when he really likes someone their appearances don't matter at all. Maybe all husbandos are really like this... Besides, we're just two chucklefucks wasting our time making a chart, we don't got word of god.