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"...And so," Kieran concluded, his fifty slide presentation proudly projected onto the wall behind him, "I can only conclude that FLORIAN SAKAKI IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!" As the audience's horrified gasps filled the air, he continued, "AND I CHALLENGE HIM TO A DUEL!"
>not ten minutes later
"Fuckfuckfuckkkk," whined the blackcurrant brat, his teeth a vice upon which his pillow was being torn to shreds. His back was arched, pulled tight by Florian's expert hands on his hips, and were it not for their dorm's conspicuously recent soundproofing, he would have been heard across the Terarium.
