>>18412733I can literally go to mcdonalds, order a sundae, dip my finger in it, draw a little smiley face on it and whoop dee fuckin doo, I have myself a vanillite.
It's not even a case of Magnemite where it's kind of a drone-like creature, consciousness arranged by magnetism that pulled together a body out of screws and magnets, or a case of Klefki that it looks like a bunch of keys, but it's actually a little mischievous fairy thingy that stole those rings from you to use them as a defense mechanism, which is a cute explanation as to why sometimes you're just missing your keys, or even Chandelure, which is just a hanging chandelier but it works because it's a ghost and it looks all spooky and it looks like the perfect incarnation of the move Will o Wisp.
This thing is, literally, nothing else to it, an ice cream with a face. Not even like being part ghost type as an explanation to why an ice cream has consciousness and why it's floating in the air, like "hurr it's a little kids soul trapped in an ice cream and that's why it's levitating because it's a ghost hurr" or some bullshit like that.
It's an ice cream with a face.
Oh wait no, it evolved so it now has TWO faces. AND a straw sticking out of one of them, holy shit.
>>18412768>>18412786The one good thing I can say about this line is that vanillite is indeed really goddamn cute. Which is uncomfortable all in on itself because you know it's going to get eaten sooner rather than later.
