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Okay, folks. Story time.
A twelve-year-old boy sits quietly enjoying his game in the backwaters of PAX. With his back propped against a cardboard cutout of a less-busty 2012 Lara Croft, he smirks with satisfaction as his Charmander defeats Brock's Geodude - an accomplishment that will stay with him for a lifetime.
A group of becostumed pokefans from nearby are huddled around a 'Mountain Dew®' stand, enjoying a refreshing cup of the sickly vibrant syrup, intermittently spitting or drooling the beverage over one of the booth girls who is far too young to be dressed in whatever character costume the organisers have her flaunting - yet far too scarred to be negatively affected by the nervous, yet enthusiastic, attention.
