>>22977718Cue your father donking you on the head, "Good question, mon fils! See children, as it turns out, the Zepeli Organization is actually comprised of rebel nazi balloons who were kicked out of their home region for attempting to enslave it! They're cold, heartless, helium-headed brutes that sail the globe, looking for regions to take over and throw into complete and utter chaos, and by jove, it looks as if they chose us because we're such easy targets!"
"But.. what about their superhuman army?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNvDULdNk8"Balloons in robot suits protected by Flare Boost. Hon hon."
"WHAAAAAA?!"
"Yes yes, mon fils, I know it might be a little hard to believe, but it is the truth! They don't seem to be connected to Flare, or er, what remains of Flare, but I have a feeling their ultimate target is no different. I wish I could tell you more, but that is unfortunately as far as my background research has gotten me, they're a rather shady organization, Google can only take me so far! Now, to discuss the main reason for your calling, disabling their operation and saving our home from ruin!"
A) "YEEEEAAAAAH, BRING IT OOON!"
B) "Aw, but I *just* became champion... Can't we move this to next Friday?"
C) "What are we gonna do? Pop 'em all with needles?"
