>>18827459http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vap-EsqmT0ELily's crushing truths come like a wrecking ball to the chest for poor Anina, whose world shatters like a mirror that's been broken by that shit-eating kid from down the street holy shit what a douchebag he is.
She falls to her knees and starts weeping, to make matters more humiliating, Lily uses her head as a footrest.
Lily tries to stifle her giggles, but she's too precious to keep them contained, "D'awww, you cry like a little baby, that's so cute! I just wanna stick a fork in you over and over and over again.~"
"Abloobloobloooooooo!"
"You know, you really shouldn't try that kinda stuff with me, my blackened heart is only to be ravaged by the man of my dreams.~ He smells of saltwater at all times and tastes like coconuts from the most freshest palm trees. Haaaaah, I'm totally cumming just thinking about that dick, constricted by that skintight wetsuit--GOD THIS IS UNBEARABLE!!!~"
The sudden outburst triggers all of Lily's hair to stand up on its own with a red shimmering aura. Then, like clockwork, her hair rolls itself up into buns, her trademark twintails return for all to see.
Using this odd power, she grabs a juice box from her mini-fridge, all without moving her pretty little everything.Wobbleton takes good note of that, "I'm assuming that's your power then? Hair telekinesis?"
"Yay!~ You guessed right, I learned how to do it from some absolutely terrible anime.~ Now, about that little dumb mystery of yours."
>Lily reveals..A) Her super lewd alibi.
B) Something incriminating about another witch.
C) Nothing. Just cryptic bullshit advice.
