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I used to have really shitty skin so I'd go and buy a bunch of skin care products. It was really embarassing to me though, so I always bought a single box of tampons so people would assume I'm buying that stuff for my girlfriend. I didn't have a girlfriend though, so the boxes started piling up. At some point I had about 30 boxes gathered over several years and didn't know what to do with them. I couldn't think of anything useful so I decided to just get rid of them. I thought burning them would work but they burned really slow and I could only burn three boxes at once, plus I realized that the tampons themselves were wrapped in plastic, so instead I decided to bury them. I bought a small tree and dug a hole in my backyard during the day with the tree next to me so everyone would think I'm just planting a tree. I like gardening so it didn't seem weird to anyone. I dug the hole really deep, waited until night, went back out and tossed all the boxes inside the hole, covered them with some dirt and planted the tree.
It's been about 7 years since then, I live somewhere else now. I don't know who moved in but they probably don't know that their cute little backyard tree sits right above a pile of unused tampons. Why did I waste all that money on fucking tampons.
