>>34488024Ecruteak was interesting, to say the least.
Started out with me waxing some Rocketto nobody's ass for disrupting the sexy cosplay event stage presentation, while getting an HM from the old pervert in the corner watching the show, then I learned that the Gym Leader was off bumming somewhere. Went up to Burned Tower and fought /vp/ there again; poor edgelord had no chance.
The basement had some legends fucking about, who took off after I got close. Learned that my Suicune got randomized into a Lake Sprite and my jimmies are super rustled.
While down there I looked around for a rock big enough to end my fucking life when Arceus decided to stop shitting on me and gave me a Larvitar as compensation. Y'know what? I'll take it. Reptar don't take shit from nobody and has been Sassing us up all the way back to the Pokemon Center. Lil shit.
Morty decided to stop hidin' the salami with Eusene in the tower and went to smoke his meat in the Gym; seriously, pitch black and smoke everywhere. I navigated fine and dandy, beating everybody down until the last old whore stood in my way. She sent out a Regigigas and Stealth's Knock Offs just weren't enough when he pulled out Return. My advanced scout was gone, but I would not be stopped. Everything else fell to our fury.
Taught Lyn Surf because I'd need one (newly recruited Nancy can learn it too. The Fuck?) and took her to the pond up north to practice. What I didn't know was that it was a Squirtle conservation pond, so we waddled right in the middle of them. Caught one who, unfortunately, started competing with Reptar over who could out-sass each other. Gonna spend some time getting Nancy up to par, maybe get everyone to 30 or something, and then I'll be on my way.
