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>be me
>27 year old man
>head chef at a cool pizza kitchen with a Chris Clavin theme
>recently got an apartment with my qt smol Japanese gf
>fuck her so hard we wake up with official noise complaint from the office on the door
>go to target and look for Pokémon cards
>buy the academy thing
>she never played the game as a kid because her cousins never let her
>she’s a little cutie god damn
>let her win the first game
>she instantly loves it because she won
>we play 3 more rounds that night and play at least once a night almost every night since
>started adding old ass cards from my little lunch box from years ago to our decks and picking up other things
>found a Walmart with some of the new packs with charizard on them
>pulled a Zacian that has that rainbow energy behind him like op card
>buy the zacian elite deck since I found it for $20 at a small local dollar store
>no idea why it was so cheap when he had shining fates elite boxes for like 140
>tell the dumb Mexican kids there that’s like $500 on offer up and he should buy it
>little wispy mustache bitch does it
I don’t give a shit about scalpers
I’m having a great time and it makes me feel good to imagine you guys cringing at me slightly bending the zacian I pulled as I slide him in to my pre built zacian deck even tho he might not even work with the deck
