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>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! WELCOME TO THE ONE AND ONLY, KEKOFF! WHEREIN THE BIGGEST KEKS IN AEVIUM PROCEED TO HAVE THE MATCH TO DETERMINE WHO'S THE BIGGEST KEK IN THE REGION!
>IN THIS CORNER OF THE RING, HE'S A CLEAR SIGN OF FATHERLESS BEHAVIOR, EVERY GIRL HE COMES ACROSS THINKS HE'S A JOKE, HIS MOTHER THINKS HE'S A FAGGOT AND HE CAN'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING WHATSOEVER WITHOUT FUCKING IT, GIIIIIIIVE IT UP FOOOOOOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
>ON THE OTHER CORNER, HE'S SUCH A MANLET THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY MISTAKE HIM FOR A KID, HE'S THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF AN EDGY MANCHILD, HE'S GOT DADDY ISSUES OUT THE WAZOO, GIIIIIIVE IT UUUUUP FOR GEEEEEEEEEEEEEARA!
