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The Duck thanks the Bartender for his time and leaves yet again.
The next day at the same time, the Duck waddles into the bar, jump up on the stool and asks for bread. The Bartender is starting to get very angry so he just says "No.". The duck waddles out again.
The fourth day, at the same time, the duck walks into the bar and jumps up on the stool. Before the Duck can react the Bartender pinches the Duck's beak shut and leans in towards it. The Bartender then says "Duck. There's a bakery not 100 meters from here. If you ask me for bread after i release this pinching hold, i will nail your beak to this very bar stool."
The Duck, mildly disoriented by the grab, looks up to the Bartender and asks:
"Tell me Bartender, do you have a hammer?"
"No"
"Do you have Nails?"
"No"
"OKAY DO YOU HAVE ANY BREAD"
