>>45517512>Sword and Shield just released>Don't want to spend 60 dollars on that crap>Decide to go to a garage sale instead, as those things always have funny Pokemon bootlegs from Vietnam or whatever>The one I go to is run by a family of 5, a mom, a dad, two children, and an old man with sunken eyes and tattered clothing>I walk past the old man, avoiding eye contact>"Hey there sonny, you like Pokemon?">I turn around>In one hand the Old man is holding a copy of Sword, it looks like it's been through Hell, in the other what looks like to be an eye in a jar>Not only that, a shitty photoshop of Gloria with white hair is in Zacian's place>The name is "Pokemon: My Deceased Wife Version" instead of "Pokemon Sword">I ignore that, and ask him how he knows I knew I liked Pokemon>He points to my Pikachu onsie>Ask him how much he wants for the game>"Only 50 cents.">Score.jpg>Give him a 10 cent tip>Start to walk away when I hear him shout "Take care of my wife!">What I thought I heard at the time was "Goodbye, then" so I didn't think much of it>Get home and open the box>Inside is a switch cartridge that looks like it survived being flushed down a toilet and a>Use gloves as I slip it into my switch>It_works.png>Boot up the game and see that there's already a save file and decide to check it out>There could be something really cool in there, I think to myself>First thing I see is pic related>Its_probably_a_glitch.gifWill continue in another post
