>>18406310You do in fact, have some words to say in memory of your dear acquaintance. In fact, you've been so bored waiting for the perfect moment to say them that you've been re-reading the same lines on the funeral's program for ages.
Alice cups her mouth and whispers to you, "Good luck, poppy!~"
Nodding, you approach the podium and exchange places with Trevor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grb1nmpt8-c"Ahem,"
"Was her name Shauna, or Shona? Whatever, either way Sha- Fuck it I'm calling her Sean for this. Sean was the name of this kid I used to be bromigos with back in Trainer's School, he was the ONLY kid who understood me, and he made me feel happy. Sure, he was kinda edgy, but I was edgy too, and I thought we could be edgy together and have an edgy ending and that would be okay. Apparently not. Because now I'm in this region with all of your weirdos."
"Sean Numero Dos, not gonna lie. You gave me mixed feelings about you, mostly weird in a negative way as far as my dick goes, the whole having a Lillipup tail when we first met was fucking super strange brah, but my dick couldn't help it and I DON'T BLAME IT...I blame you. A lot. Like seriously brah fuck you."
"But since I'm apparently a good guy, I need to say one thing positive though, it's this: Asking me out at Parfum Palace made me happy, not because it was you asking me--dear god holy shit no-- it was the fact that you confirmed a female could actually be attracted to a poorly designed protagonist like me, with my plain track jacket, crotch-constricting jeans, boots that have no right being paired with jeans, and this dumb hat I won in a contest."
"It's a shame her Goodra has been murdered in the snowy mountains by Tierno--"
"AWESOME!""Yeah, awesome--but I don't really care about that. I will, however, volunteer to take all of her goo so that I may preserve it as a new type of personal lubricant. That is all."
