>>19836832Swinging around in your floating chair, you point at Sean with the same douche smile he's been giving you the whole day, "BAAAAHAHAHAHA! YOU DUMBASS, you couldn't even last TWO turns with me! That's so lame, I've fought other guys who've lasted a WHOLE weekend with me! That's so hilarious! You spend all your time stalking Elina and prepping your GRAND master scheme that you don't even spend two seconds on your own Pokemon! Wow, I feel really sorry for tying up that whale now, BUT NOT AS SORRY AS YOU DO SINCE YOU SUCK AT TRAINING--DO HO HO HO HO HO HOHOHO!...Can he breathe underwater with his blowhole all...y'know?--"
You and Frogadier laugh endlessly at Semen Sean now that his biggest weakness is exposed. He's no Ace Trainer at all, he just plays the part like an actor, in reality he's a shit. Fitting given that he's wasted over half of his life trying to plot after his childhood 'acquaintance'.
Unfortunately, the fun and good tidings come to a complete stop as you hear the cock of a gun. Yes, he went there. He went there because he is a sore loser. You and Frogadier not only stop laughing, but gulp too. A heavy one.
Everyone that isn't halfway drowning to death turns to the the groom that's fallen from grace within the span of a few paragraphs, "ENOUGH BULLSHITTING AROUND THE BUSH MR. CALEM! It's time we stop playing with silly animals and fight like real men! With armed weaponry, too bad you forgot to bring yours to the fray."
Korrina floats by the battle scene on a floating platter from the buffet table, "Aww that's totally unfair! He's just mad 'cause his whale couldn't take a Grass Knot."
"I'M NOT MAAAAD! Completely irrelevant! If anything this is your fault for crashing my perfect wedding! Today was supposed to be MYYYYY big day, and you ruined it! You ruined it all! But I can still make it right, oh yeah, you know I can! Where the hell do you get off just stepping into my life and trying to NTR the freaking NTR DON?"
>What do you say next? 