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>be me
>visit friend in johto
>hipsters throwing hollowed out fruit at wild pokemon
>10 mile hike to fucking everywhere
>nightly drowzee invasions
>cops jump you on the road at night
>some faggot on route 30 wont shut up about his shitty ratatta
>try to visit union cave
>stopped by health food vendors
>try to visit the beach
>jellyfish fucking everywhere
>4 radio stations with nothing good on
>visit some ruins
>turn a flashlight on
>hole opens up in floor
>break both legs
worst vacation ever