>>18224711OH, LOOK AT THIS MOTHER FUCKER! He just fucking killed one of my walls! Well you know what? I DON'T NEED TO BUFF TO WRECK YOUR SHIT!
>252+ Atk Life Orb Adaptability Crawdaunt Aqua Jet vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Darmanitan: 380-452 (108.2 - 128.7%) -- guaranteed OHKODOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY? This mother fucker is DRINKING YOUR TEARS LIKE A SIR.
AND THIS ISN'T EVEN SCRAPING THE SURFACE OF WHAT HE CAN DO! We're gonna Dragon Dance and watch as it hits with AMAZING FORCE at the same shit!
>+1 252+ Atk Life Orb Adaptability Crawdaunt Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Cresselia: 546-645 (122.9 - 145.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO>+1 252+ Atk Life Orb Adaptability Crawdaunt Crabhammer vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Shuckle: 343-406 (140.5 - 166.3%) -- guaranteed OHKOBrag more. I fucking dare you. Oh, and before you say anything...
>252+ Atk Life Orb Adaptability Crawdaunt Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Slowbro: 385-458 (97.7 - 116.2%) -- 87.5% chance to OHKONigga, Slowbro ain't even a THREAT. He ain't worth breaking a SWEAT.
Good DAY, sir!
>>18224647Oh shit nigga, are you REALLY gonna Swagger me? I got more base speed and of course I'm gonna be fully invested in it!
>+2 252+ Atk Life Orb Adaptability Crawdaunt Aqua Jet vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Sableye: 296-351 (97.3 - 115.4%) -- 87.5% chance to OHKOTHANKS FOR THE FREE BUFF, M8!
>>18225020This guy. THIS GUY. Ain't got SHIT on the Lobster.
>>18225072Why the FUCK would you waste a Baton Pass on Octillery when you got THIS monster to give it to?
