>>11883143As soon as your eyes make contact with the old man, you immediately threaten him to help with the glitchy harpoon, talking incoherently about time-related nonsense and how the real world is glitching the fuck up.
The old man hastily agrees to the plea after you give him a burst of confidence with a cliche speech about old men and how they have a metaphorical connection to dogs and how they still have a bark or two left in them or some shit like that.
The old man grows Popeye-tier muscles, and stands to face the dragon with a cranky demeanor, "HAAAGGGISSSSS!"
They collide, two forces bursting against each other. The old man's fists fighting off the Bunhemoth's claws. As they fight, the old man attempts to lecture the beast on how to capture Pokemon.
A) Seal the beast with the old man's poke ball, never let it out!
B) Impale the beast with the glitchy harpoon to override its code with its own glitches!