>>47396266These stories sound so fucking rad but when you actually go check the Bible, it's all written in weird prose and verses and in a more abstract way.
The Bible should have been written and serialized like a modern novel so people would actually get the story without trying to find some grandiose metaphor on it.
It's just a tale of angels warning some guy and him fucking his daughters while drunk but it surely is written in a convoluted way.
And talking about mismatched expectations...
I just realized the Pokedex is written by the 10 yrs old assistants of the Professors. That explains all the cool shit.