I pressed A, skipped some extremely important dialog of a ghost telling me to stop before I become gay for this man, but I'm pretty sure that means he did, too, so he's a faggot.
Apparently I had beaten the elite 4 and walked into the champion's room.
Strange, it looks like some kind of store. They trying to make me buy something with this hack?
I walk up to the champion, some old dude.
What he said next sent literal blizzards down my spine
Mattress Mick: "Sleep Tight"
He challenged me to a battle, even though I pressed yes because reverse psychology
His theme was lavenders Town backwards hyper realistic with screams as the instrument:
https://youtu.be/XhVV-E0k57cHe sent out a fucking monkey thing that put my Mons to sleep and wrecked my team because I somehow got nightmares even though he never used it.
Mattress Mick: "You would have a much better sleep on one of my mattresses. Here, have one on the house."
OH MY G ITS POISON OR SOMETHING HYPER REALISTIC SKELETONS
I woke up from that dream
But wait... Is this a new mattress???!!?!!!!!;?!!!!!!1
