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>You will eat the bugs, they are not cool or heroes
>Ghost type pokemon will stay in decrepit shitty places and enjoy it
>You will accept the influx of dark typed pokemon into your communities
>If you are a dark type I welcome you with open arms, however we will use miracle eye on you
>You will not use damaging dark moves like pursuit and suckerpunch
>You will stay still while I use focus blast
>You will accept the pokemon that now identify as fairy
>You will set up hazards while we magic bounce
>You will hand over all Komalas
>If you know payday you will work for us
>You will turn over all amulet coins, big pearls, star pieces and nuggets along with any other valuable items to the police
>You will let your children out at night whenever they want to even if they are acted upon by outside forces
>You will accept psychic terrain as your new environment
