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>Dad gets me platinum for birthday yay
>be like 9
>all my friends at school play and and all choose infernape and empoleon
>look at starters because id never actually seen them before
>"the turtle is the best one all the others are dumb"
>play through literally the whole game using only TURTTY, catching others along the way but never using them
>get to elite 4 and he's level 100 because it took me a month to navigate victory road
>can't beat cynthia
>try over and over again, will post pic of the champion screen it's fucking hilarious
>TURTTY level 100, the rest like 20
>afterwards beat the whole game and snipe legends on the gts
>fast forward 5 years
>X and Y coming out, renewed interest in the series, good friend gives me white
>by coincidence rediscover my platinum cart in the back of my old dresser we were about to throw out
>"oh shit it looks awful"
>gold lines on the back coming off and shit
>put it in the DS
>"cart cannot be read"
>desperate put it back in and it works, platinum turns on
>freak the fuck out and grab my other DS and white transferring all my mons
>pull cart out, try again and my platinum file bricks but TURTTY is safe
>transfer up to current gen over the years
>my boi
(btw if you're about to fucking flame me for choosing objectively the best starter you can suck TURTTYs reptilian penis)
