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>be me
>start a randomizer nuzlocke in ruby
>randomize everything
>raise all trainer pokemon levels
>get past the introduction bullshit
>check my starters
>exeggutor, latias, and dragonite
>i pick exeggutor because im a fag
>check its stats
>poison type, has cute charm as her ability
>check its moves
>barrage, confusion, and hypnosis
>wat
>i forgot to randomize moves
>decide that its not worth redoing and move on with the game
>nickname the exeggutor venus
>everything's going good so far, until i realize that both of my attacking moves have 5 PP each
>ohfuck.jpg
>decide to push past such limits
>fight may
>kill her tyrogue easily with venus
>heythismightnotbesobad.gif
>encounter a tauros
>catch it, and nickname it john
>john dies three battles later due to a crit
>place him in the graveyard and pay my respects
>rip john
>go to petalburg woods
>encounter a miltank
>catch it
>try to nickname it big bertha but i fuck up
>now its nickname is B
>its /b/
>meet the bug catcher
>he has six pokemon that are randomized
>venus clears them all except for the last two when she runs out of PP
>switch to /b/
>/b/ does pretty good
>she kills the last two and ends up with 1 HP
>levels up
>heythatsprettygood.wav
>heal pokemon
>get into another battle
>/b/ dies
>send out venus as my last hope
>no PP
>say my goodbyes as i have failed my first randomizer nuzlocke
>rip John, /b/, and Venus
>i will never have a nuzlocke run as good as my six ledian run
