>>51285222This is an easy one-- you've obviously got a thing for big, round bellies. Can't say I blame ya, as I do feel similarly, though probably not for the same reason as you.
Anyway, these are probably my top choices if we're talking about being naughty. Honorable mentions to Lapras and Blaziken, though the latter doesn't really fit in to the theme; I like the chicken for more vanilla reasons.