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The people who defend the state of modern Pokémon are like women who rate 6/10 in attraction - and semi regularly get fucked by Chad while holding on to the delusion that the relationship between them is a supportive and loving one
Chad/thePokemonCompany need only text once a month so he can tell the girl/pokefan to take them to the movies/buy the game
Being in her luteal phase of the month/sentimental cycle of nostalgia - the woman/pokefan overwhelmed by tingles - trips over themselves to cancel all of their plans to make the date happen and they gladly pay any amount asked of chad/thePokemonCompany
After the movie/purchasing the new slop, Chad/thePokemonCompany proceeds to sodomize the woman/pokefan in theater parking lot
Chad/thePokemonCompany - is further empowered/disgusted by the stark absence of self respect from the girl/pokefan
The woman/pokefan ends up having to call an Uber
On the ride back home - anus still pulsating/throbbing - the girl/pokefan daydreams and reminiscences about all the goofy goober adventures chad/thePokemonCompany has provided/ass pulled for them
The dumb slut/pokefaggot - exhausted - passes out on the bed satisfied
But not before creating an account for the user media rating website - Metacritic - and rating Pokémon Legends Arceus a 10/10
