>>29922007literally fucking lying
lemme tell ya a story kid. First shiny I ever saw was a lvl 6 Sandsherew in the Union cave back in god knows how long ago. I had precisely one great ball and I had no idea what the fuck was that grey weird Sandsherew. Was it a bug? How could I know? But I wanted it. And I obviously didnt get it. I kept looking for weeks, months, in the same place because my child's brain could not let go. Then There was the red Gyarados and after many years I would learn about Shinies properly. I never had any other goddamn Shiny since.
