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>be me, 15
>keep my undying love of pocket monsters a secret from my friends
>D/P just came out, friend (let's call him 74) mentioned he bought Diamond so I decided to come out too
>I picked Turtwig btw
>"hey, I got Pearl, we can battle or something..."
>we battle and trade sometimes
>he picked chimchar
>school slut licks his lolli for good grades, he stops talking to me because I'm a loser, I guess he's already over his old qt who he never introduced me to
>dance in a couple weeks, I hear from mutual friend that 74 is taking his bitch
>me being turbo beta, jealous of him
>stop playing pokemon to feel cooler
>week before the dance, some qt (her name is susan) acts differently to me
>"w-w-will you g-go to the dance with me?"
>she said yes
>next day, she comes over my house
>pulls out DS, asks if I play pokemon
>we battle and trade like I used to with 74
>she had a piplup
>she goes to the bathroom, presumably to clean her spaghetti-soiled underwear before I noticed the scent
>I look at her DS
>i see 74 in her palpad list
>why does she still have him
>this is soul crushing because I'm 15
>next day I talk to 74, I feel my alpha powers leaking
>"hey, how do you know Susan?"
>"Susan... So she still has it..."
>"yeah, she did, so just-"
>"I... May have given you Pokerus"
>I run home, check my party
>what the hell is this, am I going to get aids? cancer? Diarrhea?
>don't talk to 74 or Susan until night of dance
>sit alone, staring at 74's ho
>last song, no hope left
>Susan comes through the door, 74 sees her, shocked
>I look to her, shocked
>74's bitch sees him shocked
>music stops, everyone is shocked
>DJ jumps out the window, he was probably shocked
