>>49118333Listen up you sanctimonious pseudo-intellectual, you are larping as an elemental power-imbued cartoon animal that doesn't actually talk in any of its canonical depictions, so I will either enslave you with this techno magical monster-catching trinket I have on me called MasterBall in order to fuck you into a forced pregnancy coma with the aid of a bunch of Dittos, or Ill just well you to some research facility where they'd just literally dismantle you into a disembodied brain to check out what made you tick in defiance to nature and logic to dare uttering words like a human being that you certainly are not - and remember this what you said before, as a Pokemon you have no actual rights here - beyond what some overly sypathetic humans might have mercy bestowing upon you...
Lets star first by checking if cutting off your tails will make you devolve ¶8-)
