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>how long does it takes
A few seconds, worst case scenario, a minute, enough time to scream.
>how much of a dumbass are you for letting it happen
A big dumbass considering I’d have to invade its territory which is marked by kelp.
>what do your remains look like
Probably bones in a smoking puddle of melted flesh and acid.
>how fucked are people in your general vicinity
If it happened on a ship they’re living on borrowed time as the ship sinks and they either sink with it or find themselves stranded in an ocean filled with Dragalges. If it’s on a beach, well unless they got hit by splashes they should be fine.