>>12507427http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofVMdUFXei0Garbodor nods, "Uh-huh. I first learned about it a few years ago on Wikipedia, and I would have became an archaeologist myself just to find it, but irony is cruel to me, and it seems like I'll be stuck a fat-trash slob forever... See, it's like this. The islands of Glavacados and Avoguanos together make this lost and undiscovered kingdom, it's called "Skypia" for obvious reasons. The best part is, it's a HUMAN kingdom!"
"A human kingdom!?" says Quags and I in-sync.
"That's right! See, this kingdom thrived GAZILLIONS of years before normal humans even inhabited the world. They lived in the sky, and had fun, but then, a violent storm from the gods separated the island into two. One island was lucky enough to sustain itself in the sky, but the other crashed into the sea, where it remained and eventually stabilized."
Garbodor sticks his hand into one of his fat folds, retrieves a pair of glasses, and puts them on upside-down.
"That fallen island is Glavacados. Now you see why I'm so ecstatic? The cruise is headed for that island, I might just find a Skypia artifact or something!"
A loud horn signifies the ship's impending departure.
"Ooh! I guess that's our signal, see ya gents!"
With that, Garbodor heads off by rolling himself in a skateboard good enough to hold him.
We headed onto the ship ourselves not too long afterward, all the while I could thinking about nothing but that...hard to believe tale.
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And so, the S.S.S Spookadook sailed for the island of Glavacados, and once Amorphous was out of sight, the real shit began, people begun to socialize with each other.
Generally, that's the green flag telling us that we should do the same before someone calls shenanigans on the suspicious looking trenchcoat guys.
Fucking stereotypes.
>Location: Ship's FoyerA) Talk to Captain Swalot.
B) Talk to Scrafty.
C) Talk to Tropius.
D) Head to the ballroom.
