>>13188253You fuck your pokemon in the butt, preferably Gardevoir.
After the buttfucking you need to get your ribs removed so that you can eat the magic gardevoir shit off of your dick. Once you eat the shit off of your dick shrek will bust through your wall and throw an onionade at you, except it's not at you, Faarquad was actually behind you trying to assassinate you. Once Faarquad is dead your buttfucked gardevoir has to lick his blood to turn into Drek. Once Drek is born you and Shrek have to tie him down and make him drink Onion coffee from Shrekbucks. Then, and only then, you are permitted into Shrekgon University.
