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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbQ9-tEuCsYLudicolo's dance tactics are extremely powerful and near-impossible to predict due to the vast array of viable moves at his disposal to use against you. Winning and getting your hat back (*again*) won't be easy, and Ludicolo makes this clear as he fakes you out with two slaps to both of your cheeks.
"A-Agh!"
>You flinched!Another sweep knocks you on your ass, as the kappa duck towers over you with a jolly face, though any look of intimidation is betrayed by his aforementioned expression. Getting up and knocking out of your flinch, you proceed to resort to full-on faggotry.
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Squealing like a pig, you spin around dance some poor rendition of a Lentimian salsa, resulting in a poor man's Fiery Dance that proceeds to melt a good chunk of the snow around you and Ludicolo. The dancing stereotype is protected only by his resistant Water-typing, pulling all damage into a neutral zone that protects from any severe injuries.
>Your Sp. Atk rose!In response, Ludicolo begins to fire Power-Up Punch after Power-Up Punch after Power-Up Punch to compensate for your boost.
>Ludicolo's Attack rose!>Ludicolo's Attack rose!>Ludicolo's Attack rose!>Ludicolo's Attack rose!>Ludicolo's Attack rose!>Ludicolo's Attack rose!By the end of it all, your cheek has been pummeled in six times and you're on the ground again, this time not covered in snow, but still feeling like a ton of bouffshit nonetheless. Wiping blood from your mouth, you stand up to oppose the merry dancer once more.
>'That machine though...What's it for...?'>What does Calem do next?! 