>>19343905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-siGkjTOFMU"PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Yelling as loudly as you can, you pull a pizza in order to slow yourself down and allow the two multi-headed heathens to pass you. Unfortunately, it seems that for every trick you have up your sleeve, they have a perfect counter for it.
"EXEGGGGGUTOORRRRRRR!"
A snowboarding Exeggutor bumps into you from behind, causing you to totally spin out and lose even more speed. Because of the collision, the Exeggutor accumulates enough speed that life decides to give him a very blatant speed boost as congratulations for that saucy impact.
"Exeeggggutooooorrrr!"
Just as planned, everything falls to keikaku as the three Pokemon complete their ruse by sticking their respective tongues out at you. By tricking you into slowing down, they get to speed past you and enjoy the advantages of being among the first three downhill.
A FANCY GIFT CARD TO BLUE CLAWITZER! THE KALOSIAN COUNTERPART TO FAMOUS WORLD CHAIN ENTERPRISE RED CRAWDAUNT!
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! THOSE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE *MY* CRAYFISH AND SHRIMP!"
A) Fuck it, ditch the skis, jump into the snow, and go full snowball modo.
B) Pizza-french-fry into oblivion!
C) Give up, those roasted Claunchers are but a dream.
