>>31193313>Be based 20 year old big brother>Faggot 17 year old little brother discovered /vp/ a few days ago so he wants to play Pokemon now>ok.jpg>tell him only scrubs use the fire starter>tell him he should skip out on the first route Pokemon because they tend to be really bad>use them all myself because everyone knows Infernape and Staraptor are as awesome as it gets>fuck somehow he managed to get Alakazam, pretty certain it can swipe my whole team>"dude only scrubs play only offensive moves, try tactical shit like Trick Room">beat the holy shit out of him with only one or two pokemon each time>even have the luxury to play Lopunny as a mascotGod damn it feels good to be the superior big brother.
