>>11820933They're culottes. Look it up, pansy..
>>11820916http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsNO-biURWwFood for thought time, when surviving in the wild, it's really best that you don't mess with the environment in any way at all, this includes disturbing the habitats of any dangerous Pokemon. In this case, DON'T FUCK WITH ONIX.
Especially since they can evolve into goddamn Steelix.
Then again, maybe you aren't chopped Pokeliver after all. You ARE in self-training after all, and despite the fact that you keep putting yourself down because of how bottled up your inner emotions are, you are pretty goddamn strong.
You place Pikachu down, if you can defeat a team of six FEAR Rattatas, you can surely take on a rampaging Steelix, it's just make-sense logic.
You crack your knuckles, and you give the Steelix a paralyzing glare. For you have become the single most edgiest person the world has ever seen, not even a Steelix could survive staring into those blank, beady eyes of yours.
Indeed, you succeed in freezing the Steelix in place before he can use Bind or Wrap or whatever, those moves are all the same shit anyhow. Had it not been for that asshole's Ground-typing Pikachu would be assisting right now, but all he can really do is cheer you on for whatever you're about to do.
You have no idea where you've learned these moves, but you seemed to have acquired cat-like reflexes. You hop onto the Steelix, running up his body as his paralysis continues to overtake him.
You hop onto his head, the metallic snake realizes this and he attempts to break free. He definitely doesn't want to die knowing that the boy who killed his children and underaged wife also turned out to be the boy who killed him.
The monster snake roars, trying to Iron Tail himself on the head to swat you like a bug.
>What does Red do next?