>>22702877The tie was randomized."Hexcalibur, Iron Head! Smack it straight down and flinch it!"
"Which head?"
"Swords don't have dicks!"
"Right right, excuse me for making light of the situation, FOOL. Remind me never to accompany you to a funhouse--because you'd very clearly not have FUN IN IT! We'd have NOTHING to talk about! AAAAAAAAGH!"
[G-Gryyyyoooo!?]
"OHHHHH SCHEIßE!" exclaims the Champion, who has now taken upon Hitler's likeness.
Hexcalibur channels the full power of his witty retort into a smashing headbutt, he slams his hilt into the Wild Card's skull, shattering its power of flight and smacking it to the ground. Not only does it flinch, but it also loses stabilization, and briefly flashes back into a puddle of mercury, before transforming into a Wailord against its will.
[Grrrryyyyyooooo!]
"And now, we end this charade!"
"MEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN GOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"
Hexcalibur dives hilt-first on a radical one-way trip back to the surface, heading straight for the bulbous pseudo-whale desperately gasping for air. If logic serves, stabbing it right down the middle should make it pop up like a big balloon,
or turn you into an honorary deflatriot.>Protip: Improv is the key hereA) Use Sacred Sword!
B) Use Shadow Ball!
C) Use Hyper Beam!
D) Use Giga Impact!
