>>15304336Lessons in ghoulish maniacs and other assorted freaks, rule #1: They're always, regardless of situation, going to let themselves get carried away by the thrill of a battle.
"I can feel your aura, little boy! It's so...so DISGUSTING!!!~~ It's a most distastefully DIM mojo! You read like a book!!!~ You're a slightly hesitant person on the edge who's not too bright and only smart when the curtain calls for it, you feel the need to go out on an adventure to get away from it all, BUT WHERE EVER YOU GO, THE MADNESS ONLY FOOOOLLOOOOWWWWSS! It's the PROPHECY, BABY, I TELLS YA!"
Majestically, Jacques slings globs of dark at you, which you dodge with only some slight trouble. In return, you shoot purplish embers at him.
>Will-O-Miss!He dodges the attempt to burn him, "Haha! TOO SLOW~ Try again, kid--FEEL THE HEAT!"
He slings more magic bursts, one of which accidentally veers off-course and strikes one of his blood blobs.
The rotting flesh is turned into an Almond Joy bar.Using Will-O-Wisp again, you successfully place a burn on him, halving that attack of his in two, "Oh yeah, go ahead! Make me singe, it doesn't matter anyhow!~ You're gonna get TRICKED EITHER WAY!"
"Everything you say is dumb and over-the-top, get over yourself and that inflated ego!" to counter another magic burst, you toss out a Shadow Ball, the two forces end up colliding and creating a purple explosion.
"Ohhhh, I hear you kiddy, I hear you and that irritating juju of yours!~ Let me inquire you a nice query:
What kind of shoes does a monkey wear?""Uhhhh....?"
>What kind of shoes do monkeys wear!?A) Converse
B) Crocs
C) Slippers
D) Vans
