>>20794561Your head expands in typical animu rage fashion, "WHAT THE HELL MAN, WHAT IS THIS SHIT!? WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR MOVES LITERAL DUDS?! WHERE'S THE BIG EXPLOSIONS AT?! YOU ACTED ALL TOUGH GUY EARLIER BUT THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE IN REALITY!?!?!?!?!?"
"Nooooooooooooi!"
>Level 11"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH, THAT'S SO LOW, AND IT'S A FUCKING ODD NUMBER TOO! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS IN SANTALUNE?!"
"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!"
. . .
Depressed, you hug yourself and sulk in an imaginary corner, "Oh man, I was just joking when I said Skrelp was getting out of here.. I'm soooooooo fucked...."
Noibat holds up his wings while jogging in place, a beckoning manner similar to the techniques of legendary bruiser William Cracker Smasher. Ironic given the fact that he's ten seconds away from fainting in one hit.
>Objective: Bidbreaking has opened! Defeat Johnny and Chewie!...or die trying!A) Use Gust!
B) Use Tackle!
C) Use Leech Life!