>>21538506"Oho, y-you t-thought I said 'panties'? Ahaha, what a dreadful mistake, I really said 'candies', ahahaha..."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNvDULdNk8"O-OW! C-Come on, come on! Don't hit me, your dad already did that to me earlier for disturbing his force!"
You rub your blackened, bruised eye with a pout, it seems that you can't get anything past the waifu these days. Actually, the fact that you still think you can and have yet to learn your lesson is a mystery in itself.
Elina rolls her eyes at the sight, "Pfffft, getting all mad that you got stuck with sloppy seconds? Exactly what I would expect from someone with false breasts!"
You hear a fistful of knuckles pop at that exact moment. Your spine tingles again.
Not wanting your hothead waifu to get a fistful of death in her face, you frantically change the subject and jump in-between the two to prevent potential conflict, "U-Uh, a-anyway!" you stutter, "Can we just get in? Come ooooooonnn, I thought we were cool!"
Being this close to her face is a bit more than she can handle, Elina shifts her gaze and crosses her arms, her lips pursed and ears burning, "Hmmmmmmmmm.........."
That's when you grab her by the shoulders and stare deep into her eyes, sacrificing a few rogue points for sake of manipulation, "H-Hey! What are you doing?!"
"Look closer, Elina..~ I am not the man I was when we first met."That's when Serena butts into the banter again, this time with more sneer than scorn in her voice.
"Oh yes, that's quite true indeed. He's no man at all, a boy really, his costume speaks volumes."
>What are you dressed as?