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Adamant Pumpkaboo only has one hand.
Careful Pumpkaboo evacuates when a hurricane is forecasted.
Adamant Pumpkaboo goes outside to take a picture and fainted because Hurricane was super effective.
Careful Pumpkaboo saves up for his kids' college
Adamant Pumpkaboo's kids' only hope is the NBA
Careful Pumpkaboo eats Special K and other healthy food.
Adamant Pumpkaboo lost a foot to the diabeetus.
Careful Pumpkaboo always uses proection.
Adamant Pumpkaboo got his high school girlfriend pregnant and is still paying child support.
Careful Pumpkaboo avoids gang fights.
Adamant Pumpkaboo had to join a gang.
Careful Pumpkaboo puts money away to send his kids to college.
Adamant Pumpkaboo makes his kids work to pay his heroin addiction.
Careful Pumpkaboo doesn't put out on the first date.
Adamant Pumpkaboo has AIDS
Careful Pumpkaboo checks his smoke detectors batteries every month.
Adamant Pumpkaboo was a delicious pie.
Careful Pumpkaboo pays for HBO
Adamant Pumpkaboo has outstanding fines for torrenting Game of Thrones
Careful Pumpkaboo fills up his gas tank before a snowstorm, buys an ice-scraper, and beats the traffic by 2 hours.
Adamant Pumpkaboo is sleeping in his car on the highway tonight.
