>>27175882Aggron is literally the broest pokemon ever designed.
It is big enough to be intimidating as fuck, but not so big you can't use it indoors.
It learns tons of useful moves, meaning it can help in literally any situation.
It is strong as shit, but is a gentle, nurturing, and level-headed bro.
It's physiology does not interfere with day-to-day life. There aren't random jagged edges, or hooks, or exposed flames. It has horns on its head, which are tough to get into an accident with. It can hug you and not fuck your shit up while doing it.
Aggron landscapes as a hobby, and anywhere he has been looks like a fucking paradise. If he housesits for a week for you, you will come back to the most beautiful back yard you can imagine. If it has the right moves, you could come back to a fucking sculpture garden, or a swimming pool.
Beyond that, Aggron is the coolest dude you will ever meet.
Aggron is the type of guy who will notice your empty cupboards, go buy himself some food, then "forget" it when he leaves.
Aggron is fucking there for you when you need to move, or when you try to put up a shed.
When you are depressed and drinking yourself numb in a bar, Aggron DDs for you, gets the bartender to only give you nonalchoholic shit before you get alcohol poisoning, and sits there, agreeing with you before carrying you home when you pass out.
When Aggron makes coffee for 5, and there is only enough for 4, he doesn't make 5 shitty cups of coffee, he makes 4 great ones, and pretends to drink from an empty cup so noone gets uncomfortable.
Aggron sorts the recyclables out of your trash as he takes it out for you, which is kinda irritating, but he only does it out of your sight, and never brings it up.
You don't deserve this fucking mon as your bro, but Aggron is still there for you.
