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What does it feel like to know TPC will never make a 1:1 statue of your waifu or husbando (unless you want to fuck Charizard)? No life-sized Cynthia for you fucking forever ungrateful "mainline" bitches and no life-sized Lusamine Mommy for you manbabies. Maybe if you're lucky you'll get a Leon or Raihan to dry hump in front of your friends and marry. Nay, your shitty waifus won't be anything more than a few crappy vinyl figures (if you're lucky) and some 1% drop rate in that fucking gacha game that may only last if it rides on GO's coattails (all Pokemon games should just give up and do this).
Do you know what these statues represent? This "dead game" is the best part of this franchise, the whole reason why you even got Gen 8, the reason why you might get your shitty D&P remake. This is what Team Instinct member and Psyduck expert Junichi Masuda's love can potentially give you. You were too busy crying about your shitty bro not being playable in Galar, losing sleep over a tree texture, and being obsessed with bugs in someone's anus. Meanwhile, us GOChads were winning because TPCi pretty much gives us whatever we want. You'll still be waiting 20 years for some Literally Who NPC you chaffed your dick over when you were 11 to make an appearance in Master's (if it lasts that long) while it only took 3 for us to get a life-sized idol. Not even Giovanni has one of these, but he'll probably get one because he's in GO, which is, undoubtedly, his most important appearance ever. Anyone who wants to argue against that with me is clearly an idiot and also wrong.
Anyway, you losers better be grateful for all the money we've put into this franchise for you so that you can have new wives to coom over and new remakes to complain about that won't make you happy, and that will give TPC more proof to let you faggots go and turn their attention towards us. This is a new and glorious era for Pokemon that could include you, but you just want to complain.
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