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And in recent news, 32 straight white children and 5 big tittied teachers were shot today. Officer Jenny officials have arrested two suspects, and impounded their gogoat. Said gogoat had a weapon cache of six remoraid, two koffing, and a few dozen pawniards.
Local Officer Jennys have also raided the home. There they found a rhyperior that was trained to launch out voltorb. Speaking of, the Officers found an entire closet filled from floor to cieling with pokeballs, all believed to contain voltorbs, geodudes with explosion, and possibly feeroseeds also with the move.
The two suspects, one african american and one normal, are pleading innocent on the ground their actions were being manipulated by a hypno.
That is all we have for you for now on this story, but we'll keep you updated as information is released.
Coming up, I am not wearing any pants. Details at 8.
