>>16043940The fact that your pelvic thrusting to the tune of "I Love to Sing-A" alone is an accomplishment all in itself. But you can't accept that as your only achievement for today, you still have to defend your boyhood against this beach bully.
"Hey! That's not fair, you're cheating, you're copying my style!"
"What? No I'm not, dork! Plus, that's not even breaking the rules, and if it was, it doesn't matter, I'm just perfecting what YOU left incomplete. This is the TRUE way to pelvic thrust, you don't know the first thing about thrusting into anyone!"
"O-Oh yeah? W-Well yours is in bad taste!"
"YOUR MOM'S IN BAD TASTE!"
"SICK BURN BROMEISTER!"
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOOOOOOD THAT WAS RELENTLESS."
"HEARTTOLD AND TOLDSILVER!"
You double up on your tactics, adding in some slick spins in the middle of your routine to differentiate as much as possible from Skeeter's. But it's not long before he gets the idea to do that too.
Soon the challenge shifts quickly away from "Dance-Off" to "Who Can Do the Better Dance Moves While Pelvic Thrusting?"
A) Pelvic thrust into his dick, it'll be like a medieval lance fight, or something!
B) Discover a stray shard of glass is on his side of the field.
C) Totally knock his face out while he's thrusting with a volleyball!
