>>46426461>the water>the grass>the throwing animations>all of the particle effectsYou're a Let's Go shitter, aren't you? You're jealous that we got the real remake and that your game is just a shitty BOTW-clone, huh?
Heh, pathetic. You can STAY seething you worthless ingrate. The remakes are in the Gen VIII engine just like I said they would be, son. WE FUCKING WON!! LETS GO SHITTERS LOST AND GOT THEIR SHITTY GAME RELEGATED TO A WORTHLESS OPEN WORLD SPINOFF!
WE FUCKING WOOOOON!! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY CONFIRM DYNAMAX BECAUSE IT'S GEN VIII'S GIMMICK LIKE THEY SHOVED MEGASHIT INTO ORAS!!! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL LEGENDS FUCKING FLOPS BECAUSE IT'S ANOTHER WORTHLESS GO CLONE NO ONE ASKED FOR!!!
Do you get it, son? WE. FUCKING. WON. SWOOSHCHADS ALWAYS WIN! WE ALWAYS. FUCKING. WIN. I WILL BUY TEN COPIES JUST TO SPITE YOUR UNGRATEFUL ASS JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COPE WITH IT NOT BEING A LET'S GO PISS PEE POO CLONE!!
Yes, that's right. We got a TRADITIONAL, FAITHFUL, remake. EVERYONE wanted the SWSH-style this way. NO ONE wanted the shitty GO-clone spinoff.
Keep coping. Keep fucking coping, because nothing is going to take this away from me, son. Any minute now they're going to announce how they're retconning Dynamax into the remakes, and that will only make your screams more delightful. You see, TPCI knows you retards froth at the mouth at any mention of megashit. That's why they're making more merch and showing it in the anime. It's a fakeout. DYNAMAX. IS. COMING.
THEY ARE GOING TO SHOVE IT IN. YOUR CHILDHOOD WILL BE RUINED.
I will buy it. I will play it. I will be part of the team reviewbombing Legendshit because all it did was divert GameFreak's effort from the TRUE. TRADITIONAL. REMAKES.
God bless ILCA. God bless Masuda. The remakes are looking SO FUCKING GOOD compared to Let's go piss and Legendshit. I'm going to buy ten copies.
