>>16903311http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvd-vxC7JXcJaden smiles, wiggling his tail again, "On this day, December, in the year 25th, only 2012 years ago, our lord and savior Sandy Claws was kidnapped by the evil Oogie Boogie, who discovered his existence because his minions Lock, Shock, and Barrel found out that Jack Skellington fell through the door to Christmas Town--Oogie Boogie always hated Christmas because legalized gambling wasn't allowed on those days, and didn't like that Jack was bringing Christmas to Halloween Town, so he just sort-of sat in his lair like a fat shit while the plot went on, then he kidnapped Sandy Claws but it was too late because by that point Sandy Claws taught Jack that Christmas should be Christmas and Halloween should be Halloween, and the day was saved and Oogie Boogie died and bugs came out of him."
"This isn't even touching the part where Sora and his friends come into the picture but depending on your beliefs they may or may not be canon--for me they aren't because they promote Autism Awareness and Jaden Swine considers that 'unamerican'."
"THAT. IS THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS."
You know, it wouldn't be so bad if he had actually explained the plot well, but there's so many important plot points that he forgets to give mention to that it's almost offensive that he considers a movie to be canon to...the creation of the world, basically.
Jaden oinks twice, "Now that I've reminded you what Christmas is all about--don't you two just want to drop your offensives peels and appeal to each other? It's the holidays, you shouldn't be wanting to kill each other, it's unamerican! Hot-Honey Blonde, don't you just want to decorate these Snovers next to a warm fireplace?"
A) "Not really."
B) "Can I throw them in the fireplace?"
C) "I don't believe you even know what you're talking about."
D) "If I say I do, will you leave us be?"
