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>early September 2013
>It's revealed that Nintendo's president has been arrested for a massive stash of child porn
>Nintendo's investors, realising the immenent shit storm, pull all funding
>Parents all over the globe boycott Nintendo products
>all retailers cut any ties with Nintendo, pulling any Nintendo product of the shelves
>Gamefreak's reputation is forever ruined by association
>Both Nintendo and Gamefreak goe under, Microsoft and Sony rejoice
>Rockstar Games buys the rights to Pokemon and rework X & Y to appeal to their target demographic
>X & Y's release is pushed back to January 2014
>When it's finally released, Pokemon X & Y are retitled Pocket Monster Deathmatch
>You now poach Pokemon with high tech weaponry
>Trainers fuse Pokemon with their weapons and battle each other that way
>Pocket Monster Deathmatch is a failure, Pokemon is now irreversably destroyed
>3 years later, it becomes a cult classic
>Everyone acts as if that was the Pokemon they knew and loved
>yfw there will be no Rule 34 for the Gen VII protags
